may there always be work for your hands to do
may your purse always hold a coin or two
may the sun always shine on your window pane
may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain
may the hand of a friend always be near you
may god fill your heart with gladness to cheer you

murphy's law
nothing is as easy as it looks.
everything takes longer than you expect.
And if anything can go wrong,
it will at the worst possible moment.